Kent Patterson
You don't need no chain mail bra, dear.
You don't need no brass pants, too.
You don't need to dress in armor
When I'm snuggled close to you.
Don't think that you can charm me,
Or prove our love more real,
By buying all your underwear
From the boutique at U.S. Steel.
So what say we drop the hardware,
The swords and shields and toys,
And make love less like Sherman tanks,
And more like girls and boys.
Title: | The Chick's in the Mail |
Author: | Esther Friesner & Martin Harry Greenberg |
ISBN: | 0-671-31950-7 |
Copyright: | © 2000 edited by Esther Friesner & Martin Harry Greenberg |
Publisher: | Baen Books |